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The Extraordinary Adventures of Max


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The end of cadence connection part 2 and normans food therpie

the swat team came in and side you guys called about kidnaping and did you escape from camp green lake they side no calie came over and side abs behavior solutions now has an office berine was not happy a teacher called joann took norman to food therapy and berine was sent back home at food therapy they started off with a different brand of hot dog next they tried a brautwurst  then they tried a breakfast sausage norman thout they were all ht dogs from frankies next they tried a chili dog norman liked it then they tried plain chili with hot dog slisded in it norman was happy then they took out some letice and put it on top of a vegan hot dog from bobs norman refused to eat it then joann gave norman some of the vegan hot dog on its own then he tried the lettuce he liked them bouth a lot then they gave him the vegan hot dog with lettuce on it he liked it then they tred brussle spurtts sesond with parm and salt and pepper norman hated it then joann gave norman some of the parm cheese cut ito bite sized pecise he liked it then he tried the brussle sptoruts on its own he spit it out then he tried sesond with the parm he liked it then joann told him it was time for stop your cravings class  joann put on a shock cooler  and let him in bethann told him to choose the best opion one was a frankies hot dog the other was a flower child vegan hot dog toped with lettuce norman choose the frankies hot dog and was shocked then he had to choose between kfc with mwten dew or a meat lovers sapid which was lettuce and veggies with meat tossed in and a hethey smoothie norman couse the kfc and got shocked agin next norman had to choose form his favret gorgonzola cheese and a bacon flavored dog treat norman picked the gorgonzola cheese and he didn’t get shocked next bethan side it was time for him to go in room v and hour later norman became a vegan hippie who was vegan and only ate healthy foods when norman came back he offered berine a caret bernie side now and now she went to food therpie


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another new sausage flavor

one day Berine and norman saw a srike dogs didn’t buy there sausages so then put a tent saying b and ns hen yum yums they put some chicken food grass and corn and wheat into the flour based casing then they rolled it up and sold it fist came sqack who ate a sausage with 50 doganto thats hen mount by the end of the day they were rich and the hens were fat


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hennies lazy day

one Day very elry in the mourning Hennie woke up and awesome of the grass and plants in the yard then came flovells who was just starting to lay eggs then came the leggy eggy sisters who were both leghorn who siade no moire attacks on floveels ok flovvveles said ok  heny was very happy it was tax day and most of the taxs went to her she didn’t evan have and other taxa other than the eegan tax which was a tax on eggs it was almost bedtime so heny went on her perch and went to bed the end


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One day a little boy and girl went for a walk with their small friends, Hennie, Squawk and Bernie.  Hennie and Squack were really slow and Bernie was getting angry at how slow they were.  The little boy and girl told Bernie to be patient as the Hennie’s and squawk’s leg were really short.  Bernie, in a fit of rage and anger went after Hennie and Squawk.  He grabbed both of them by his mouth and flipped them high into the air.  Surprisingly, Hennie and Squawk landed right onto the back of Bernie.  Apparently Bernie, upset at how slow Hennie and Squawk were walking, decided that she would just carry them on her back.  The little boy and girl realized that Bernie was attacking Hennie and Squawk, but rather she was putting them her back to carry them.


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heny and the chickens amazing underworld adveter

one day heny said hey hens grab the stuff and go they went in the hen mobile till they got to Boston a basket ball player whispered something in henys ear hole and gave him  the stuff then over came big papi who said I need a video you now what to give me then over came Bernie and she said treat heny gave her a treat then came Bernie sanders who said give me a video you now what to give me and also then Bernie whispered something in hen y earhole and she said all get you ever thing the end


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Bernie and Norman go to camp green lake

one day Bernie and Norman saw a big black bus out came a mean looking man with a gun get in you pups you have been growing mushrooms with out a gardening license and you have been stealing food from restaurants and store also you farted in public and thats illegal so you too get on this here bus he said when the bus pulled up to the destination out came a woman with a cowboy hat saying to them group 8 so they went to group 8 were a person gave them brown jumpsuits a hat and a dog pack with an automatic  shovel controlled by there hats which were electric and read brain signals in it so the man said get digging if you see anything interesting the wander will give you the day off then a truck came the man said have some food and water then they kept diging till berine whimpered in aggney they stayed there for a year the end

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